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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The world's most beautiful man. He's definitely got a certain… something.
• A bearded dragon doing an interpretive dance. SPOILER ALERT: It's exquisite.
• Barney voice-over will turn anyone's day around.
• Car wash ladies! Bikinis are fun.
• A caffeine tooth brush kinda makes sense. And now I can drink my french vanilla creamer straight.
• Rooster vs Reporter is a classic animal/live TV freakout.
• A really good Moonwalk. Anytime someone wants to see my Hit My Baby One More Time, let me know.
• Now YOU can design the new Maverick's uniform. I suggest bedazzling.
• Her weird talent is weird and bendy.
• A Smartphone flask. Drunk dialing has never been easier!
• And a bonus link: You liked my beard.

[photo via The Chive]

…Except cunnilingus.

[via Uber Humor]

To her credit, she's better at football than Michael Strahan is at reporting.

[via CollegeHumor]

Best News Fail

That's right, my little darlings! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the most ridiculous news moments imaginable, from reporters scaring babies to entire towns mistaking a sex toy for a mushroom.

But which of these on-air moments was your favorite? The anticipation is KILLING ME. Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Scared Baby
• Stay Positive
• Mushroom Sex Toy
• I'm So Pale
• Watch The Background

He's expected to no longer be dead any day now.

[via Izismile]

She's happy it's Friday too.

[via Uber Humor]

Do you think I played it off like I meant to do it?

No. No you did not.

[via LiveLeak]

"My producer is telling me the game actually went into overtime then ended when the Celtics won by two touchdowns. Very exciting."

[via CollegeHumor]

The bad news is, you're fired. The good news is, you'll have more time to lay out.

[via FailBlog]

Bel Air is about to get a little fresher.

[via Videogum]