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Oh, you're still a fat fuck who pretends to know what pilates is? Cool.
(She says as she puts frosting on an english muffin.)
[via Blame It On The Voices]
Later she's gonna get the HPV vaccine while having unprotected sex with a frat boy.
[via Daily of the Day]
Ohio Governor John Kasich has signed an official resolution naming the Dallas Mavericks "organization, friends, family and fans as honorary Ohioans" for defeating the Miami Heat and LeBron James in the NBA Finals.
Thus marking the first time a team has ever forfeited an NBA Championship as to avoid becoming named "honorary Ohioans."
A spokesman for the Dallas Mavericks organization was quoted as saying, "Nah… We're good Thanks."
[via The High Definite]
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