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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

What Does This Guy Think He's Doing?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 16, 2012 at 10:00AM

Everyone knows unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks tastes even better when they don't see you coming.

[via hurrisonfode]

Jonah Rocks the Drums Again

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 14, 2010 at 3:00PM

Jonah Rocks, the 5-year-old drum prodigy, has released yet another viral drumming video featuring a bigger kit than ever (making everything seem that much more impressive.  Bigger is always better.)

These videos remind me of seeing clips of a young Tiger Woods on late night television.  But the awesome thing is that drummers are expected to screw everything in sight.

This kid's gonna be just fine.  That is, unless he has the rock musician's version of a career-ruining sex scandal… finding Jesus.

[via BuzzFeed]

Twitter Tales #4

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | June 24, 2009 at 2:00PM

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Twitter is a site where you can let the world know "what you're doing" at your choosing. Unfortunately, "what you're doing" isn't always that interesting. But Twitter Tales can help. Here are three fun stories made up from real, random tweets that we've found online, finally making your tweets somewhat interesting.

"Thanks, Rob."

-Having lunch with Rob.
-I think I ate some bad oats at lunch. Feelin' a lil gassy. Stay clear.
-goddd, why do i still have the bad feeling like something's not right?
-Now I have to change my pants.
-THANKS Rob.

[unintentionally composed by @alphajammer, @TophT, @sueclairee, @horsifer]

"Rocks for Dinner"

-At least it's fried. My Foodsafe course says you could deep fry moon rocks and they'd be safe to eat afterwards.
-bit too expensive but think I'll have to try it.
-Ouch! Unclenching teeth, very slowly, cautiously….Ahhh! Sweet Relief!
-My tooth broke. That makes three. GAH

[unintentionally composed by @aincoaster @TreeFalldesign @Victorias_View @Angelberries]

"Grown Up Killa"

-Exact text from Stephen: "We've caught the intruder, I think Jon might have killed the guy. No pulse"
-i feel like crying im so proud =) congratulations stephen!!!!
-Awwww.. he's growing up so fast… hahaha

[unintentionally composed by @shani_boo, @angelicumoda, @__kchode]

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