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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

Just a Bottle of 'Salad Tossing Spray'

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 4, 2012 at 10:00AM

When I saw this pic on the web, I was like, "What the fuck is that?"

So I Googled it.  And I found it on the Spencer's site.  And I read the description:

"Do you long to lick your lovers ass but there is a little too much stink near her pink. Reach for Wendy Williams salad tossing spray and make it your duty to lick that booty. Tossing salad has never been so much fun."

Turns out it's exactly what you think it is.

Which is the worst possible thing it could be.

[via I Am Bored]

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