Santa Claus: The original Cold Ass Honky.
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The most troubling part of this is how much Santa looks like Dick Cheney.
Honey, wait a minute, this isn't a shopping mall. It's a nursing home!
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Ho-Ho-Holy Shit, that's a shark!
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"I don't care how nice they are, next year Atlantis isn't getting shit."
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