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The most troubling part of this is how much Santa looks like Dick Cheney.

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Honey, wait a minute, this isn't a shopping mall. It's a nursing home!

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Ho-Ho-Holy Shit, that's a shark!

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"I don't care how nice they are, next year Atlantis isn't getting shit."

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Open wide, Santa.  I'm about to send something pretty nasty down your chimney.

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Don't worry.  All these toys fully consented.

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He breaks into houses and only works once a year. I could be talked into the idea. ?Something a racist person might say

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If you didn't get everything you asked for, blame this gay couple in Chelsea.

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The terrorists have won.

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Answering the question, "What do cookies and milk taste like the second and third time around?"

Thank you, Human Santapede.

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