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What Santa Does The Rest Of The Year

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 11:00AM

How the hell else did you think he stayed 75 years young for all eternity?

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A Little Help To Get Through The Holidays

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 11, 2013 at 9:00PM

The mall Santa conveniently takes his breaks at the same time as the crew from Pac Sun.

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Santa Is Kind Of A Dick

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 9, 2013 at 8:00PM

Fun Fact: Walking in on your mom using this as a toy on Christmas morning is the worst way to find out there isn't a Santa Claus.

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Damn, That's A…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 21, 2013 at 4:00PM

Santa Claus: The original Cold Ass Honky.

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Heartwarming

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 6, 2013 at 1:00PM

The most troubling part of this is how much Santa looks like Dick Cheney.

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