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This Girl Is Using Her GoPro Correctly

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 8, 2012 at 3:00PM

To film her titties, at dangerous altitudes.

[via HuffPo]

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WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 3, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via The Viral Trend]

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WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 29, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Hangover School]

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Clowns'll Scare the Piss Out of You

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 25, 2012 at 10:00AM

You don't want to see his balloon animal.

[via I am Bored]

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'Mrs. Doubtfire' Recut As A Horror Film

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 8, 2012 at 2:00PM

This is way scarier than Robin Williams' other thriller, Old Dogs.

[via Buzzfeed]

Don't Text And Walk Because You Might Run Into A Bear

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 11, 2012 at 10:00AM

Siri, tell me if I'm ever within 10 feet of a black bear.

[via Videogum]

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Purple Pandas Are Scary as Hell

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 10, 2012 at 1:00PM

You thought you got away with it, but kids talk, Purple Panda.

[via VVV]

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How Was Your Easter?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

Yeah. Mine too.

[via IHC]

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Someone Give This Video To D.A.R.E.

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 2, 2012 at 2:00PM

This is your face.

This is your face on drugs.

[via reddit]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Halloween Clowns

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 28, 2011 at 12:00PM

Ronald McDonald's milkshake brings all the clowns to the yard.

We received over 900 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Heidi Jedinak.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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