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I think government should stay away from anything to do with screaming. We don't believe in being quiet, but I myself a veteran who realized American dream because of my hard work and three jobs, I like to take care of my own vocal chords and get the best warm tea money can buy to take care of my voice box.
It's called capitalism, sir. Talking in a normal tone of voice does not work. I am originally from Nicaragua. I run away from people who talk in a civilized manner. I realize normal volumes do not work. Civilized discourse does not work and the death of America will be civilized discourse.
That is so clear, because I came to this country looking for a chance to SCREAM — for the freedom to SCREAM AS LOUD AS I WANT — not for the GOVERNMENT to tell me when to YELL and when to BE QUIET!
I live for America! I work for America! And I LOVE THIS COUNTRY! And I can't stand SPEAKING IN A POLITE TONE!! I CAN'T STAND WHISPERING!!! THE ONLY GOOD LIBRARIAN IS A DEAD LIBRARIAN!!!!
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