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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Now that this kid is 14, I'm hoping he puts out "How To Touch A Boob Over A Bra."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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"And when we come back, YOU ALL GET VASELINE!!!!!" -Tyra, laughing all the way to the bank.

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"But let this be a lesson to all of you: There is no app to keep you from getting beat up at school.  There is no app to get a girl to invite you to your first dance.  However, rest assured, I am working on it!"

[via I Am Bored]

Alright.  Fair enough, Talking Cat.  But do you think I should give up amphetamines?

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"Smoking marijuana cigarettes is bad for your health.  Smoking of any kind has been linked to a number of lung ailments.  The only safe way to smoke marijuana is via a water-based filtration system such as a bong, or, better yet, by using a vaporizer.  Therefore, here is $200 cash to purchase a double percolator water pipe or digital vaporizer of your choice." – Mom

Don't fear the follow up conversation.  It's just hard to fit all that on a rolling paper.

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