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Seriously, when was the last time you brushed your shoes?

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

If only the Beyonce documentary had close ups like this.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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If you think this is offensive, just wait 'til you see their dental floss! (It's a bucket of fried chicken.)

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Fun fact: This is actually the safest way to open a beer while driving.

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His hoodie doubles as a shit-that-falls-out-of-your-mouth catcher.

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Seriously though, be as gummy as possible.

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But all three could use braces.

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"Where are my teeth? And all the food that was in my stomach?" -You

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Keep your fully grown chompers and your ability to string words into a coherent argument as far as possible from a nipple! Little fucking weirdo.

[via Consumerist]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Close Encounter With a Zebra" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.