testicles

Let's play just the forehead.

[via Izismile]

Complete this sentence: "Riding your bike in the city takes a lot of ________."

[via Acid Cow]

"These guys are like my testicles. (Only one of them actually works.)"

[via Break]

And you wonder why I never have friends over.

[via Acid Cow]

In Blue Ball, we have a little saying: "My testicles are throbbing."

[Via The Chive]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

That's a shame. I found an all tan dog with a white patch on his chest outside of 946 Greenwood Avenue. But I'd say his testicles are more of a medium brown.

[via TheChive]

ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Hey, can you do me a favor…  When you make that ZIPPY Rides sign, can you make sure the arrow has a pair of balls on it?

SIGN MAKER: Why would you want the arrow to have a pair of balls on it?

ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Look, which one of us here is the owner of ZIPPY Rides!?

SIGN MAKER: You are.

ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Exactly!  I am!  I'm the owner of ZIPPY Rides!!  So just put a set of goddamn testicles on the goddamn arrow, okay?!  Can you do that?

SIGN MAKER: Yeah, I can do that.

ZIPPY RIDES OWNER: Because if you can't handle putting a pair of balls on something, you might just not be ZIPPY Rides material!  Get the picture!?

[via Reddit]

I heard this year's festival has an entire booth dedicated to the gooch!

[via Reddit]

In case you can't read the bottom text because it's too small or too overwhelmingly ignorant, here's what it says: "is that because he's going to change color? or something." Offer your answers in the comments below.

Thanks to the anonymous viewer who submitted this tip! Here's the original posting.