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A simple "more napkins please" would have sufficed.

[via I Am Bored]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• High Jump Bar Fail (above)
• Passed Out with Dogs
• Bad At Karate
• Dildo Baggage Claim
• Backwards High Heels
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Lady Attacks Skaters
• Jet Ski Backflip
• Web Redemption raw clip: Male Cheerleader
• Mr. Whomp Whomp
• Sleepwalking
• Sleepwalking Reaction

It's time to shoot your commitment issues right in the fucking face.

[Via Izismile]

My dad had a really violent sweet tooth.

[Via Izismile]

If incest and little people and violence didn't convince you to subscribe to HBO, maybe this song sung by a guy eating a sandwich in the shower will.

Game of Thrones, bitch. Game of Thrones.

[via BIOTV]

Luckily the victim knew that Beyonce was "super preggers" or he might not still be alive today.

[story at Fox 8 Cleveland / via BuzzFeed]

"You're telling me that pork sword will pop a balloon? Amazing."

The only thing better than one Tosh.0 video is a bunch of Tosh.0 videos that play in a row. That's why every Friday we're going to bring you a new playlist of your favorite clips.

Today's playlist is Violence and Mayhem. Click the link to see swords, fights, and other destructive moments in Tosh.0 history.

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From TMZ:

Charlie Sheen claims the infamous Christmas Day incident with his wife Brooke Mueller (that resulted in his domestic violence arrest) all started after she learned that Charlie and one of his daughters shared "an affinity" for a song by the band Train.

According to the report, Sheen told the officer that "Mueller was jealous of this relationship with his daughter. He stated that Mueller said, 'you have a song with you share with your daughter, but not one with me?'"

This doesn't surprise me. 'Train' has sparked all kinds of violent episodes in my life. Like that one time I punched my trainer in the face for insisting I wear high heels while exercising.

[via TMZ]

The first rule of Russian fight club is to go for the balls.

Do you want to see the unblurred, uncensored version of the video used in this week's Breakdown? Of course you do, you weirdo. Click here!